February 2012
timonpumbaa:
the 6 worst words you will ever hear in your life:
it hurt itself in its confusion
“and i dig the homosexuals,” he purred
they’re finally going to show new girl on tv here god bless
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After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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fat to ling
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donnie: they were super adorable and inseparable and then one day cooper starts hanging out with the ~popular kids~ and becomes an asshole and starts treating blaine like crap in front of his friends and now he's come back because he's matured and realized what a dickwad he was being and blaine reluctantly accepts his apology but then they become best buds again eventually
omegle asks me if this conversation was great and i read ‘was this conversation gay?’ o-kay
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shimmerjugs replied to your post: takenoverbyrocknroll replied to your post: you can…
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takenoverbyrocknroll replied to your post: you can assume that if i follow you i want to be…
then say hi, beotch!
hELLO
hey aol what is this about the username blaineandthecocks not being available
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good everyone that liked that post should add me on aim or skype or whatever
you can assume that if i follow you i want to be friends
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
i always tag things ten minutes after i’ve posted them i’m a terrible blogger
moffatt seriously needs to show the world her fanart
like if she doesn’t do it soon i’m just going to go and steal one of her drawings and hack into her account and upload it
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yourcreepyuncle:
that boy you just called fat?
he’s mpreg
that girl you just made fun of for walking weird?
she has anal prolapse
think before you speak
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fee fi fo fum
i forget the rest
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porcelainninja replied to your post: dropdeadcute replied to your post: fic i’m less…
is that like waterboarding
uh huh
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dropdeadcute replied to your post: fic i’m less likely to read than watersports: …
ugghhh watersports
i used to think watersports was doing it in the pool
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#all aboard the kurtinez taco #what’s their ship name even #i don’t think the taco suits them #probably more like #a burrito #a beef burrito #yeah #kurtinez beef burrito
he’s from chile oh my god
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i still don’t understand what the problem with drawing a naked lady in art class was
don’t they MAKE you draw naked ladies at some point???
bigtimerussian:
remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class
haha remember when tyler oakley reblogged that gif of someone deleting all the comments on a post and we all stared in disdain
fic i’m less likely to read than watersports:
military au
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porcelainninja replied to your post: remember when everyone loved tyler oakley
EVERYONE HATES HIM IT’S SO FUNNY
i agree but omg it’s literally my entire dashboard did he do anything particularly bad lately
remember when everyone loved tyler oakley
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pizzaforpresident:
Tyler Oakley stares at his dashboard and sees something humorous. He clicks the reblog button and then gets up from his computer and crosses the room to his all knowing wheel. He grabs hold of the wheel and gives it a mighty spin. Tyler’s eyes light up with each click and clack as the selection arrow hits the rungs of possibility. The wheel slows down and finally comes to a...
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Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
joshishollywood:
isaacpostsnothing:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
Tumblr just became lame. Like, facebook and...
ameliawilliamspond:
no but can we ignore everyone else when they announce the vampire guy and focus on this lady
this one here
she’s just freaking the fuck out she’s going to faint or s/t look at her face she’s just like “HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING VAMPIRE GUY FROM THE HORROR MOVIES OH MY GOD I HAVE FUCKING WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IT’S ALL JUST BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS SHIT...
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he asked me what my feet smelled like and i said peanut butter and he said :D and disconnected :~(
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i think i found someone with a foot fetish on omegle omfg
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Anonymous asked: I stalk you all day everyday
okay if you’re going to write a “review” i’d appreciate you not using phrases like “and stuff” or “BT dubs” because i really can’t take you seriously
thank you
have you ever wanted to freak out about someone’s url change but then you realize you’re not friends and that would be creepy as fuck
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